tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via laughtime)

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(via ruinedchildhood)

urcr:

me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle

(via laughtime)

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists
dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

(via ruinedchildhood)

uhmeliamay:

you give me just enough attention to keep me hanging on

(via laughtime)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via ruinedchildhood)

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

(via ruinedchildhood)

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via laughtime)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via tikkitack)